Press Release re world cup match to-night

[Attila]

This has just been forwarded to me .I felt that I should draw the attention of anyone here re this very important item of national importance. Thank you for your kind attention and cooperation.


"Subject: Fwd: Important Notice


Please note that those who live near the seaside, like Sliema, B'Bugia,
Xghajra,
M'Scala, M'Xlokk, Bugibba, etc, are not allowed to put up an Italian flag on
their roofs, due to world cup fever.

This notice was given by the Prime Minister of Malta, Dr Lawrence
Gonzi.
Policemen are taking actions about this and who will be caught
will be given a fine of Lm1,000 and taken legal procedures against him.

The reason for all this according to the Prime Minister was, so that the
illegal immigrants won't stop here thinking they are in Italy."

[Crow]

lol.. probably sweetest hoax i've ever encountered..

[argo]

They should put up Libyan or Tunisian flags so that klandestini will turn back!

[Sepp44]

They should put up Libyan or Tunisian flags so that klandestini will turn back!

That's not a bad idea actually Argo.

[4000 votes]

I think its better to put up German flags because then they know that they are in trouble if they try to land.The fear factor.:D

If you put up IE flags,then they will stay 15 miles out,never to be seen again.:eek: :)

If you put up the ANR flag, they will ask for a tour with Mondial Travel.LOL.I hope Martin can take a joke!!

[Sepp44]

If you put up the ANR flag, they will ask for a tour with Mondial Travel.LOL.I hope Martin can take a joke!!

Klandestini are entitled to book a holiday with any travel company they wish.If they book a " tour with Mondial", georgey boy will get his tax money back which he doles out to keep the klandestini in the luxury that they seek.Good business sense if you ask me.Why let some other tour company get their sweaty paws on georgey boys tax geld, sorry, money.